“Good Fortune”: Hollywood’s Latest Mystery Wrapped in Optimism

Hollywood’s newest release, “Good Fortune,” is here—and it’s got more mystery than your aunt’s horoscope collection. With no trailer, no plot summary, and a title that sounds like a self-help book written by a golden retriever, this film is already sparking curiosity and confusion in equal measure.

What We Know (Which Is Basically Nothing)

“Good Fortune” dropped into theaters like a surprise birthday party thrown by strangers. No one knows what it’s about, but the poster features a smiling protagonist holding a winning scratch-off ticket and a broken mirror. So either they’re lucky, cursed, or just really bad at home decor.

Speculation Station

Is it a rom-com set in a fortune cookie factory? A thriller where every character is named after a lottery number? Or maybe it’s just two hours of Jeff Goldblum whispering affirmations while petting a golden retriever. Honestly, we’d watch that.

Early Buzz

Industry insiders say it might be a comedy, which makes sense—because nothing says “laugh riot” like vague optimism. If this movie were a person, it’d be the guy who shows up to a job interview with a vision board and no resume.

Final Thoughts

Whether it’s a feel-good flick or a cautionary tale about investing in crypto, one thing’s for sure: “Good Fortune” is the kind of title that makes you say, “I’ll wait for the reviews… and then ignore them.”

“Good Fortune is either the next big thing or the cinematic equivalent of a fortune cookie that just says ‘meh.’”